I tell you I tell you..!! everything H1N1..

Gosh.. this "swine flu" issue seems to be everywhere. Started from Mexico and spreading like no others. Today, I tell you I tell you is gonna review the worst untreated patient.. Not death.. but worst!!

Oh common..!! This is not porn.. I would rather die like a bitch..!! So far various measures have been taken to at least control the spreaing of this flu.. Technology these days is just too cool.. We are talking about therma scanner.. Hmm... wondering what? nah!! don't be surprised..

So... what is the purpose? Damm... I guess that is why in the 1st place so many people got infected. They didn't realised that farting is the other channel to get infected.. "through air I mean."

Especially those "***wonder"ful spicy food Mexicans eat, Oh dear enchiladas, tacos, tamales and nachos. You fart more.. Booooppppppppp........arrrrhhh...!!! oh no.. it should be silent fart..shhhhh......

***Food that makes "wonders" through the therma scanners.

Hahaha...!! ok.. I am not racist.. I just don't enjoy food..

Check this link..

"FOOD"

(don't click!! you FAT BITCH, nothing in the link for you anyway!!)Gosh my evil side just said something I think..hmm...

Well anyway, the other measure to prevent unnecessary infection of flu is to stay away from crowded place.. Oh.. common... with THE SALE period now, everyone is SO NOT gonna care..Fxxk it, recession seems over(I know it's not).. This is the time, up to 70% discount.. HEY LADY!! Shop till you drop.. Who cares about FLU..? Recession simply means take a break from you office and dash to MNG and Zara sales... don't believe me?

This is not a boutique.. It's like Mental Hospital.. Where women lost their rational, and forgot what ever LV bag they are carrying (sorry the lady in pink, I didn't freakin' mean you particularly).. Who cares how "atas" (high class) you are..? Grab the cheapest stuffs you can find..

over heard this conversation:

Shopper 1: Wah, $29 only.. before sale was $69 leh!

Shopper 2: yeah lo yeah lo! but no more size lei, how?

Shopper 1: I found M size.

Shopper 2: Really? where?

Shopper 1: I got it..

Shopper 2: No.. that is mine, you are so L size.

Shopper 1: I don't care. I got it 1st, left 1 only..

Shopper 2: (snatch the size M from shopper 1) Haha, I got it now..

Shopper 1: give it back you bitch..

Shopper 2: no..

ok... you know the story will continue til someone gonna post pictures on STOMP, comment about ugly shoppers.. Hahah.. This is so...NO CLASS...

Example video.. So.. don't fight.. Just shop online.. Safe from FLU, safe from Catfight, safe your ugliness.. Oh yeah.. the link just now, you FATTY FATTY BOOM BOOM BITCH! It should be this one.. I told you there was nothing..

Mexican Food Here

Eat somemore..Your tummy is going bigger than you boots now.. Just for laugh.. Don't take it personally..

Where is Jon Jonsson?

You might be wondering who is this HOT hunk?

Yes. He is the winner. The winner of an American reality show. The seach of American most gorgeous male model, Jon Jonsson. Isn't he HOT? Don't believe?

He even realised it and has to always cool himself down with water. A real hottie.

Is he still doing modeling? Or is he now surfing at the best beach? Or has he became an astronaut now (if you don't know, that is what he dreams to be)? I remember he loves reading, he writes too. He has a blog that has so many nice philosophies. But something happened to his blog and I failed to find the URL anymore.

If anyone knows his personal blog, please comment.

Msg to JJ: I am his biggest fan and I wish you all the best today. It's your birthday. Happy Birthday Jon Jonsson! But where are you now? I met you in person and you are really so cute. Totally a straight guy(sorry to all the gays, no offence! I love gays too). Wish I could read what Jon writes again.